Short jokes
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)