What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
Short Jokes
They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Retards.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
