Short jokes
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Hi, I am Bill.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.