Short jokes
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Why did Sally stay in school?
Because she has no arms, she can’t open the door, and the teacher left!
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
I like pie.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.