Short jokes
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
Earth is full. Go home!
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.
DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.
MOM: No, you're not.