Short jokes
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
-->[] go through the door if you can.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Make like a drum and beat it!
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Pool testing 123.
I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.