Short jokes
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
BLM.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Bomb.