Creeper?
Short Jokes
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
