Short jokes
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Give me the most likes on this site.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
"Ohh wing wing."
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
Where is the pocket?
It is there, the pocket.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"