Short jokes
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Cunt.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.