Short jokes
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
Velcro is such a rip-off.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.