Short jokes
Maggot.
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
Gvido gubis.
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘