Deforestation jokes

Q) What do trees call deforestation?

A) TREASON!

The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.

What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

The depressed kid went to high five the tree... but the tree left them hanging.

A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?

The tree left him hanging.

If trees could kill you, they wood.