Deforestation jokes

Q) What do trees call deforestation?

A) TREASON!

The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.

What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?

The tree left him hanging.

If trees could kill you, they wood.

A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"