Short jokes
Rip Juice WRLD.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool? The dry bear.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.