Short jokes
When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.