Short jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!