There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Short Jokes
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0
Go to soyjak.party for the funniest memes and soyjaks.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
