What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Glockamole
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. You see, an avocado is a fruit often used to make guacamole. A Glock is a type of handgun. The joke combines "Glock" and "guacamole" to make the word "Glockamole." Get it now, dummy?