Short jokes
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What the heck did I discover?
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
It's sad someone has ligma.
My anus smells.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
qwertyuiol.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.