Short jokes
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Bunger.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
1+1? Too hard.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.