Short jokes
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."