Short jokes

Short jokes

Jesus

I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.

Wheelchair

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

Brothel

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

Dog

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Chinese

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

Salad

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.

Sex

My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

The second-hand book was loved once.