Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Short Jokes
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
1+1? Too hard.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
