Short jokes

Short jokes

Brothel

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

Dog

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Chinese

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

Girl

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

Quack

What did the duck say to the drug dealer?

Gimme some of that quack!

9/11

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Lego

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Suicide

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

Wife

My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.