Short jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.