Short jokes
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.