Short jokes
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What the heck did I discover?
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
qwertyuiol.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.