Short jokes
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
Have a good summer!
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."