Short jokes
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.