Short jokes
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.