Short jokes
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
befhwnwbnwnbenwbenw.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.