Short jokes
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
The Harry Potter fanbase.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.