Short jokes
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
Why are french fries rude?
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
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Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.