Short jokes
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Spell "IOUT", no space.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
I'm sorry m8.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.