Short jokes

Short jokes

Panera

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

Word

What were Paul Walker's last words?

I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

Orphan

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

Orphan

For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.

Relationship

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

Panera Bread

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.

Cancer

I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.

Rope

How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.

Murder

A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?

(Getting brutally murdered.)

Kobe

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

Emo

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.