Short jokes
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Ayo, who's online :')
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.