Short jokes
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Ethan Rice
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.