What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Short Jokes
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
