Homeless Man's Help

This is a dark joke that plays on the stereotype of a creepy stranger who lures kids into his van. The setup leads you to think he's being helpful, but the punchline reveals a sinister motive.

• Homeless Man
• Kid
• Man
• Kidnapping
• Homeless
• Street

• Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
• Why can an orphan never get picked up? Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
• Why did the kid go in the guy's van? Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
• Why did the disabled kid cross the road? (Why?) He can't.