Short jokes
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they? In fact, they don't age at all.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"