Short jokes
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Boom, it went.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
It's sad someone has ligma.
My anus smells.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.