Short jokes
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What kind of band never plays music?
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.