Short jokes
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
I'm a joke supremacist.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Indian? Did or feather?
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?