Short jokes
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!