Short jokes
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"