Short jokes
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
I like penguins.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.