Short jokes
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.