Short jokes
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
Okay, so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.