Short jokes
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Mooning is very astrological!
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"