Short jokes
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.