All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Short Jokes
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
I'm back on BIGO Live.
I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
