Short jokes
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
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I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
Orange you glad to see me?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
I was gonna clean my room
before I got high.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.