Short jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
I was going to buy a watch today, but I didn't have time.
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.