Short jokes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
I go in the duck park, I make it myself there cozy with Rayman and fruit dwarves.
My PC.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
My puns drive people nuts; this is usually when I bolt away.
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.