Short jokes
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
What is a room you can not enter? A mushroom.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
Can I get a Hoyah?