Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
Short Jokes
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
Only in Ohio.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
One man walks up to another and says, "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at Main Street?" The guy says, "No." The other guy says, "Oh, he woke up."
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
