Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
Short Jokes
Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
