Short jokes

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.

Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂

What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years? The letter M.

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?

"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.

Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...

What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.

These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.

Speed.

How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?

Because he was a cheetah!

My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.

Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?

Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"

BAJAHAHAHHAA

I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"

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I hate wearing a mask in public.