Short jokes
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
Gan cube prices?
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
David? Mitosis.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.