Short jokes
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.