Short jokes
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.