What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
What do cats eat for breakfast???????????
mice krispies
What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say "thats thanksgiving man!"
Whats the difference between a pc and a 6 year old, i dont have to clean out my pc
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
My friend said onions only cry so that’s why I threw a coconut at him
Knock knock! Who's there? Heaven. Heaven who? Heaven fun over there?
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
They say masterbation is better with a dead arm
Apparently I ruined that funeral
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven hawkings
Why are french fries rude
What is a pedophile's favourite dating site? Kinder
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common? They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls
What do call a shoe made by George Floyd? The breath Takers
Did you hear about that Muslim party? It was a blast
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common? Eight dead people
