Short jokes
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
I had an Alzheimer's joke, but something's fogging up my mind.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.