Short jokes
Poke diver 1 sucks!
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Your nan is gay.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
Mushroom?
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"