Short jokes
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: βWow! This flight is the bomb!β
Whatβs the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I have cripple and depression.
Iβm horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Whatβs the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
Iβm light as a feather, yet the strongest person canβt hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Also, not love everyone.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!