Short jokes
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Me and the boys are cool.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.