Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
Short Jokes
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I blew like 20 bucks in there!"
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
