America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
Short Jokes
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Mooning is very astrological!
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
You know those paper families you cut out?
Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.
