Short jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What is smegma name?
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.