Short jokes
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.