Short jokes
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Hello.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."