Short jokes
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
Boom, it went.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
The F in orphans stands for family...
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.