Short jokes
When an African has a twin, your me??
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
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Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Africa.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
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The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
I laughed when I realized that my suicide letter is way longer than my sibling's college essay.