Short jokes
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.