What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
Short Jokes
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
