Short jokes
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
David? Mitosis.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
I'm Tall.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.