Short jokes
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
Butter believe it.