Short jokes
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.