Short jokes
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Fennec users lmao.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.