Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside
What happened after technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Lets play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be Mcdonalds,
Cuz I'll be doin it and you'll be lovin it.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Why can't orphans go big,when you go big it's considered family size
what song did people in Hirosima listen to?
"here comes the sun"
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
What do call a mouse with sneakers
(Answer:squeakers)
Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom? A. A boner.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache
you dont need a parachute to go skydiving you only need a parachute to go skydifing twice
what is an orphan fav store
home depot
