Short jokes
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.