Short jokes
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.