Short jokes
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! ππ€£
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping blockπ€
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
Fennec users lmao.
Comparison
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.