Short jokes
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Let's rock and roll!
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."