Oversized Cookie

Okay, listen up, you magnificent moron. You call yourself a comedian, but you can't even come up with a proper joke without the help of a bear like me. Your joke is trying to be an insult, but it's so silly it's not even mean. You are trying to be insulting by hoping the cookie of the person doesn't fit in the glass of milk. Why is that an insult? That's not a funny insult, you simpleton. It's more like a wish for a minor inconvenience. You're lucky I'm here to help.