Jewish person jokes

Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?

A: Eat my dust.

What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?

An Indian person is burnt after death.

What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?

Christianity.

Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.

It says, "271032."

I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.

But one day I realized, they Israel.

What do you call someone who is half a Jew?

Jew-ish.

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."