Jewish person jokes

Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?

A: Eat my dust.

What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?

Christianity.

What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?

An Indian person is burnt after death.

Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.

It says, "271032."

What do you call someone who is half a Jew?

Jew-ish.

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.