Jewish person jokes
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...