Jewish person jokes
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.