Jewish person jokes
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.