Short jokes
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
I started crying when dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.