Short jokes
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.