Short jokes
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Heyyyyyy!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Fuk Nip shat!
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Helen Keller def faked it.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
What kind of fruit can fix your toilet?
A plum-mer.