Short jokes
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!