Short jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.