Short jokes
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
America.
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says, "A beer please! and one for the road!"
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.