Short jokes
I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.