Short jokes
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.