Short jokes
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Me: *gets down on one knee*
Girlfriend: OMG, it's finally happening!
Me: *falls over*
Girlfriend: The poison is kicking in.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.