I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
Short Jokes
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Two baby seals walk into a club.
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
