Short jokes
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
I started crying when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
Son: Hey Dad, what's an alcoholic?
Dad: Well son, do you see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8.
Son: Dad, there are only 2 cars.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.