Short jokes

What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?

A porkypine!

What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?

I don't have $1 million in my wallet.

A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.

It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.

Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.

What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?

They both make noise when you throw them.

Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.

Where does an orphan come from?

Daddy getting milk.

A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.

What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?

Children scream when they melt.

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.

A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”

Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.

You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.

What's a skeleton's favorite food?

Spare ribs.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says, "A beer please! and one for the road!"

I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.

What's the best thing about a blowjob?

- The silence.