Short jokes
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:
"I’m here for the new position?"
I started crying when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.