Short jokes
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.