Short jokes
In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Where are the best shooting ranges in America?
Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.