Short jokes
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
My dad coming back.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.