Short jokes
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Every moon has a silver lining.
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
Madeline Mcannot find her.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.