Fortnite Battle Pass.
Short Jokes
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What is smegma name?
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
