Short jokes
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
My dad coming back.
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!