Short jokes
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
Went to my friend's house, fucked his sister.
I had a fun funeral / birthday.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"