Short jokes
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
Went to my friend's house, fucked his sister.
I had a fun funeral / birthday.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.