Short jokes
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
Why are my students so naughty?
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
"and i oop"
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!