Short jokes

What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?

Answer: Forever 21.

Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".

I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.

At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.

how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?

kick his sister in the jaw

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.

My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?

You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.

What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)

When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.

REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.

I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.

My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.

If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?

What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.

What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.

Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)