Fishermen are the best at networking.
Short Jokes
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
My dad coming back.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Beans
