Short jokes
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
Are you the king of the jungle? 'Cause why are we lying?
FC Chelsea fans are just as nervous, stupid, scared, and restless as their allies.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
You are the joke.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.