Short jokes
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
Daughter: "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Father: "Ask your sister." Daughter: "I don't have a..."
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
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Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
A couple is on their first date.
Man: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight