Short jokes
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Nancy, the throat goat!
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Fart <3
What is the epitome of being quick on the draw?
Coming both first and last in the same round of "soggy biscuit".
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!