Ugly Comparison

This is a classic roast where the speaker is saying they might be ugly, but at least they aren't as bad as the person they're talking to. It's a way to turn the insult around and make the other person feel worse.

• Comparison
• Appearance
• Roast
• Ugliness
• Insult
• Short jokes

• Person: You're so ugly. Me: You ugly. Person: I'm not a mirror. Me: And I'm not your reflection.
• If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
• If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
• Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.