Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
Listen up, tiny brain. The joke plays on the double meaning of the word "Father." Catholics call priests Father, but the orphan is actually looking for a dad because his parents are gone. It's sad, just like your reading comprehension. Get it together.