Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Short Jokes
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
My girlfriend's a porn star.
She'd kill me if she found out.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!
