Short jokes
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Your Fortnite win rate.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
Why does the emo kid skip class?
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Suicide is population control, republished.