Short jokes
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
iran
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.