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Lost People and Career Choice

Anonymous
5 years ago ยท
  • As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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    • Tour Guide
    • People
    • Job
    • Choice
    • Destination
    • Mortality

    Explanation

  • The joke plays on the double meaning of "lost". The narrator reflects on people they've lost due to aging and death, and then humorously connects it to literally losing people as a tour guide, suggesting they weren't good at their job.

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