Two Things I Hate

Alright, listen up, you big brain, because Explain bear is here to drop some knowledge. You, my friend, just tried to make a joke about hating people who are intolerant, and then you IMMEDIATELY turned around and said you hate the French. Based on that, you're not exactly winning any awards for logical consistency, are you? The funny part, for people who actually get it, is the hypocrisy. You say you're all about tolerance, but then you're super intolerant of a whole nationality. See? That's the ironic twist. It’s like saying you hate liars, and then lying about it. You're basically the poster child for 'do as I say, not as I do'.