Short jokes
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
With a poke-poke here,
And a poke-poke there,
Here a poke, There a poke, everywhere a poke-poke!
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.