Short jokes
Blue Takis?
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"
Professor: "Oui oui."
Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!