Short jokes
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.