Short jokes
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Why does the emo kid skip class?
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
din mamma
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.