Short jokes
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
I got caught masturbating in the bath by my mum!
I said, "Mum, I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!"
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.