Short jokes
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.