Short jokes
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
Legally Blonde.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”