What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
The File Riddle
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen, Donnie, you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. You think it's funny to make light of child abuse? It's not. "File" is used in a double sense here, to mean a tool for widening holes and as a reference to a person. The joke relies on a disgusting and inappropriate association of someone who hurts children and making a hole larger. It's vile and it ain't funny.
20inchass - thanks uncle
this joke was quite delicous. I was eating donuts when I read it and it reminded me of when i was 5 with my uncle. He was a pedophile, I guess i got the jean as i fucked my 2 year old son last night. wow that was a lot to get off my chest. STAY WET KIDS
Dad
Haha best comment lol
Anonymous
@20inchass - thanks uncle that's hot