Short jokes
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Anyone know sadgirl101?
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
Pls send.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
I didn’t do that.
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.