Short jokes
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
If being near immortal was a normal thing, I bet wanting to die would've been too.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What happens when a depressed kid tryβs to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" ππππ
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
If sheβs old enough to breed, sheβs old enough for me.
Get (DYM 129)
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.