Short jokes
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
Are you serious right now, bro?
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Megamind.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.