Short jokes
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.
When I got to school, I was speechless.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
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What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.