Short jokes
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
My dad brought me some sunglasses, but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.