Short jokes
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!