Short jokes
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
"We are Number one."
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.