Short jokes
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
I forgot the joke.
Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.
Then I realize, "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Rape is a touchy subject.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.