Short jokes
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Tung tung tung sahur. Three tungs when you say his name? So many tungs I oughta call you a polyglot.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Anyone wanna chat?
Sub to Pwediepie!
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What do you call Mario?
Bros.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
Everything.