Short jokes
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.