B flat jokes

Why is a wet pavement like playing music?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.

You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.

Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.