Short jokes
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
What can fly?
Bird.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
All these showstoppers and technical challenges and I still can't get your signature.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!