Short jokes
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
I cum (Can't understand math).
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.