Short jokes
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.
Everyone else in the minefield...
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
I cum (Can't understand math).
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.