Short jokes
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂