Short jokes
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
I have the best life coach ever, because he taught me to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.
Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.
My wife wanted a present that could go from zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
My dad told me he only drinks on days that start with a "T":
Tuesday, Thursday, today, tomorrow.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.