Shaq jokes

If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

Warning, this is dark.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.

What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?

Suicide squad. 😂😂😂