Shaq jokes
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
🅱️haq
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
