Shaq jokes
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
🅱️haq
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
