
Shaq jokes
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
🅱️haq
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.


