Shaq jokes

If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!