Short jokes
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
My hopes and dreams.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
I sat on a chair.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.