Short jokes
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.
Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
Two men are hunting. One asks: "Did you ever hunt bear?" The other one answers: "No, but one time I went fishing in my shorts."
I was talking to a beaver about my life. I don't think he really gave a dam about it at all.