Short jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.

Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.

Two men are hunting. One asks: "Did you ever hunt bear?" The other one answers: "No, but one time I went fishing in my shorts."

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.

I was talking to a beaver about my life. I don't think he really gave a dam about it at all.

I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!

What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.

So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"

People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?

Nukes are bright.

It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.

You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"

This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.