Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Heart of a Small Boy
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smartie pants. This person is saying they have the "heart of a small boy", which sounds innocent and sweet, right? But then BAM! They hit you with the dark truth: they keep the actual heart of an actual small boy in a jar on their desk. It's funny because it's super messed up! And you are super messed up for not getting it right away. You probably watch TikTok all day, huh?
Kamikaze
Daymnnn
Lostin Flowers
My grandfather has the heart of a lion… and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Royal
Lol