Cellar

Cellar jokes

Women

I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.

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  • Pedophile

    Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

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  • Kid

    What does a kid and wine have in common?

    Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.

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  • Date

    I like my dates like I like my wine...

    Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.

    Steven Hawking

    What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

    Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.

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  • Rapper

    What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?

    The rhyme cellar.

    Community

    Litmus test to detect nazis:

    Do you think nazism should be made illegal?

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    If the reply is "define nazism", you are talking most likely with a nazi. You see, we never defined nazism so whatever image popped in thei… Read more