I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Cellar Jokes
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
I like my dates like I like my wine...
Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.