Short jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Cheese.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.