Short jokes
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.