Short jokes
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A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
No joke.