Short jokes
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
You soak balls, get it?
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?