My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is all about irony. See, this dude is imagining his soulmate being the voice in his head. But instead of being all lovey-dovey, he realizes that voice is kinda a jerk. Get it? Soulmate usually means perfect match, but in this case, it's a "F_cking A__hole." You following, or am I gonna have to draw you a picture?
Jeff the roster
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